10
Apr

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

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10
Apr

monsahm:

I will reblog this every time it comes up on my dash

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10
Apr

settordiciottembreduemilamai:

After a week Hawkeye arrives at Triskelion bringing pizza.
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10
Apr

erosgoldenstar:

Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

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09
Apr
Anonymous said:

How far have you gone with a guy?

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once

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09
Apr

rubberbandgirlme:

if cap3 isn’t called “captain america and falcon: we’re up all night to get bucky”, i’m not watching it

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09
Apr

batmanandstiles:

gaypadfoot:

list of people harry could have reasonably named his second kid after

  • remus
  • cedric
  • hagrid
  • remus
  • fred
  • moody
  • neville
  • ted tonks
  • r e m u s  l u p i n
  • dobby
  • the giant squid
  • dean?? seamus?? roN??

list of dead people harry named his second kid after

  • the guy who lied to him his entire life (dumbledore)
  • the guy who abused him and his friends his entire life (snape)

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09
Apr

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

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09
Apr
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09
Apr

obsessedwithfrozen42:

i-want-to-put-my-hans-on-you:

I FOUND THIS WAY FUNNIER THAN I SHOULD HAVE

THIS IS GOLD

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09
Apr
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09
Apr

smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

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08
Apr

Have you given any thought to what your fan’s nicknames are going to be? (x)

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08
Apr
  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here
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Apr
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