After a week Hawkeye arrives at Triskelion bringing pizza.
Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”
How far have you gone with a guy?
i went to canada with my dad once
if cap3 isn’t called “captain america and falcon: we’re up all night to get bucky”, i’m not watching it
list of people harry could have reasonably named his second kid after
- ted tonks
- r e m u s l u p i n
- the giant squid
- dean?? seamus?? roN??
list of dead people harry named his second kid after
- the guy who lied to him his entire life (dumbledore)
- the guy who abused him and his friends his entire life (snape)
I FOUND THIS WAY FUNNIER THAN I SHOULD HAVE
THIS IS GOLD
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave